- “Bow ties are cool.”
- “People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.”
- “You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
- “Amy Pond, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!”
- “In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important”
- “900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”
- “Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”
- “I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
- “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”
- “Always take a banana to a party, Rose: bananas are good!”
- “You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.”
- “Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.”
- “This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!”
- “Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
- “The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
- "It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool."